Karkat: Meet Jegus

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▼: IT WASN'T AWKWARD UNTIL YOU SAID IT WAS AWKWARD.
▼: NOW IT IS AWKWARD.

▲: Hello, my son.

▼: HEY. HERE TO SCOLD ME AGAIN?

▲: No, never to scold, only here with good faith.

▼: SCREW YOU. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LUSUS.

▲: No, I am not any Lusus.
▲: I am more powerful than a Lusus, and yet closer to you.
▲: I am always with you, but you may not personally know me.

▼: ... RUFIO?

▲: I am Jegus, son of Gog.

▼: CLOSE ENOUGH.

▲: Karkat, my child, I hear you may be troubled.

▼: MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR OUT YOUR EARWAX IF YOU THINK MAY BE FITS INTO THE PICTURE.

▲: Please, I am on a holy mission from Gog himself.
▲: So you care to confess your sins?

▼: PASS.

▲: If you so wish.

▼: IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL EVER FORGIVE IT.
▼: THE ORIGINAL SIN.

▲: Why would you ever say that?
▲: Gog forgives all.

▼: THEN WHY ARE WE STILL BEING HUNTED.
▼: FOR BEING ALIVE.

▲: My child, there is reason for everything.

▼: HOOFBEAST DROPPINGS.

▲: As time passes all will be well.

▼: THERE'S NO REASON FOR ANY OF THIS.
▼: YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LUMPSQUIDDLING PARADOX SPACE AND CRAM IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR NOOK.

▲: Now, my son, I can tell you have lost your faith, but there is hope for you yet.
▲: You will find the answer soon.
▲: It may not be apparent, but it will appear within you.

▼: THE LAST STRANDS OF HOPED DIED ALONG WITH A SHIT-EATING HIPSTER PRINCE.
▼: IF THE ANSWER IS MORE DEATH I DON'T THINK I WANT IN.

▲: But hope never died. There is always some within.
▲: Once you find that hope, you shall learn.

▼: SAYS THE FLIGHTY BROAD AFTER PRYING OPEN THE PANDORA'S CHEST OF HORRORTERRORS.

▲: And the Mirthful Messiah will also help you repent.

▼: OH FUCK
▼: OH NO
▼: NOT THE MESSIAHS

▲: Yes, Karkat. They are the answer.

▼: SHIT SHIT NO

▲: Gog has sent you a messiah.
▲: A very kind one at that.

▼: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

▲: Go to him.
▲: Confess.
▲: Repent.
▲: All will be well.

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